Editorials, Film

The New Studio System: A Narrative Manifesto

By Nathan Smith

George Lucas & Steven Spielberg: Studios Will Implode; VOD Is the Future

Editor’s Note: I usually put a lot of pictures in my articles in an effort to break up a lot of the heavy text, but I decided that there weren’t many pictures that fit well with this post, so I decided to just let the words stand on their own. So there.

So Steven Spielberg and George Lucas just went and predicted the impending “implosion” of the American film studio system. Now not that I wouldn’t mind the extremely quick and graphic demise of a few major studios, but if you’ve been reading this blog for long enough you’ll know that when people say stuff like this, it usually gets me all pissy, for a couple reasons.

The first of reason is pretty obvious, but it’s one that doesn’t actually get talked about very much: people like Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Let me use a comparison. In rap, authenticity is very important. When Jay-Z was just a young sprite, he still had a pretty good connection to the streets he grew up on, so his music told the story of his background and upbringing in a way that people found relatable. But now that Jay-Z is a mogul, he can’t make music that is authentic. He has risen too high to go back to his roots, to really flow with the current. And so it goes with all artists. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have been at the top of the pack in their field for many years, and while both have caused tremendous innovations in entertainment in technology, they aren’t as in touch as they once were. They are still obviously movers and shakers in the industry, but their opinions are inhibited by the fact that they spend most of their time in an ivory tower, or in Lucas’ case, on a ranch.

But the thing that really gets under my skin about this kind of doomsday talk is how simply all these problems could be solved. I recognize that a complete transformation of the entire American film industry would be a massive undertaking, but the ideas behind it aren’t too complex. In the talk the two gave at USC, Lucas predicted that “You’re going to end up with fewer theaters, bigger theaters with a lot of nice things. Going to the movies will cost 50 bucks or 100 or 150 bucks, like what Broadway costs today, or a football game. It’ll be an expensive thing. … (The movies) will sit in the theaters for a year, like a Broadway show does. That will be called the ‘movie’ business.” He also added that personal or quote-unquote “quirky” (ugh, that word) projects would make their way to the Internet and video-on-demand services, or what he deems “Internet television.” Since Lucas and Spielberg are pretty much the two figures most responsible for the current state of the studio system, they might actually want things to head in this direction. But I have to ask, is this a prediction that everyone is just readily accepting? Have we truly given up and resigned ourselves to this vision of the future? Is anyone willing to put forth an alternate theory? Does anybody care?

It’s quiet. The audience begins to rustle like palm leaves floating in a dangerous breeze on Hollywood Boulevard. Each man and woman and PalmPilot-toting child takes a look around the room, not wanting to make eye contact with one another but also each desperate for someone to give an answer in these solution-starved times. The anticipation rises. The moderator, 2013 Nathan Smith, lets out a heavy sigh. He’s giving up. He doesn’t know what to do. Finally, a sound breaks out in the back of the crowd and the spotlight moves to the doors, which burst open, revealing a sweaty messenger from an alternate future. It’s Nathan Smith from the year 2023, just having finished his 52nd TED Talk and hoping to bring a bit of enlightenment to an earlier and emptier incarnation of the planet Earth. The centurions of crap cinema, Michael Bay and Zac Snyder and Tom Hooper and the like, raise their smut-stained spears at him, but the holy light emanating from the wireless headset he stole from Bobby Brown on the set of the music video for “My Prerogative” burns out their eyeballs, rendering them blind, like the Stevie Wonders of cinema but with worse keytar skills. He makes a bold dash at the stage, stealing the spotlight from 2013 Nathan Smith and crying out “YES! I HAVE AN ANSWER!”

The audience looks at him with utter and adoring captivation, as if he had more charisma than the KISS song “Charisma,” off of their 1979 album Dynasty.

“But, but-” stutters 2013 Nathan, at an incredibly unusual loss for words.

“If you’re wondering how I got to the past, it was through a portal that opened up in the space-time continuum thanks to a cursed cassette copy of Huey Lewis and the News’ “Back in Time” that I popped into my-” Instantly, a thousand hungry screenwriters take out their tape recorders with the same feverish intensity that every white person ever has when taking out a lighter at a Dave Matthews concert and reminds themselves to steal this idea. “-radio.”

“But wait,” pipes up a kid somewhere near the front, “I thought that ‘Back in Time’ was a song by Pitbull from the soundtrack to the original motion picture Men in Black 3, directed by Barry Sonnenfield and starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones?”

2023 Nathan, as cool, calm, and self-controlled as he is, dismisses the comment and moves on. “Yes, I have a few solutions to the problems that have been brought up by Mr. Spielberg and Mr. Lucas. And I’ve come to dispense them to you through a semi-fictional, author-guided narrative in a manner similar to that of Galileo and Dante, albeit with more pleasing font choices”

And so, ladies and gentlemen, it begins.

“Instead of spending 250 million dollars on, let’s say, the budget of the aforementioned Men in Black 3, we spend 10 million dollars on 25 films from a handful of talented directors comfortable working with lower budgets. Names like Benh Zietlin, Shane Carruth, and the Duplass Brothers, come to my mind. This system would require us to spend much less on each individual film, and since we would be getting many more films for the price of one, there would be a greater chance that each individual movie could make back its budget, especially since the budget would be much lower overall. We also need to go back to the old system, where films don’t open in every theater at once and instead slowly make their way across the country. That way word-of-mouth builds for films like 2012’s Wanderlust, which got fairly good reviews but did poorly in its first week and was immediately dumped. We then could show these movies for longer periods of time in movie theaters and reduce ticket prices. That way the theater, the distributor, and the studios all have time to make back their money. Since theaters would have twenty-five films to pick from instead of one, they could also play around with the possibility of rotating their weekly line-up, which would cause audiences to be more active and less apathetic about what they see. And since films would be playing theaters for longer overall, they wouldn’t have to charge outrageous fees for concessions. Since budgets are so high these days, almost all the money a film makes in its first few weeks goes to the studio, so theaters have to charge ridiculous concession prices to earn a profit.  This whole system could lead to a variety of positive benefits: the potential of greater profits and less risk, greater audience engagement, and a more active and knowledgeable movie-going audience.”

“But wouldn’t all those movies flood the market?” inquires one curious and storm-conscious gentlemen.

“That’s a good point. A single studio can inject well over a billion dollars into blockbuster-size films in just one year, so we’re talking about a lot of ten-million dollar films. But one thing this system allows that the current one doesn’t is greater flexibility. Making and producing movies now is a huge risk, both critically and commercially. Your movie has to make enormous profit to be a success, and if you’ve got John Carter on your hands, you’re basically screwed. But in this new system, you could very easily make back the money spent on one movie. Additionally you wouldn’t even have to use all of that billion dollars to make movies with. You could set aside $250 million to make 25 movies with, and then take the other $750 million to buy the distribution rights to foreign and independent films, or to invest in film schools, or even to put into film preservation through organizations like Martin Scorsese’s Film Foundation and the National Archives.

Hollywood is infamous for not caring about its history. But if we want people to take this art form seriously again, we need to start taking it seriously ourselves, and that means caring about our past. We have a legacy to take care of and preserve. Imagine what good we could do if we got together to restore more old films, or discover lost ones, or develop new technologies. Imagine what could come out of this nation’s film industry if all the studios got together and put money into the American Film Institute and brought it to the level of its British counterpart. One thing the British government has that we don’t is financial support from the government, but if we raised the funds ourselves, we wouldn’t have to worry about government aid. We have the money. We have the technology.

Furthermore, we need to start a campaign to bring people back to the theaters. In their comments, Spielberg and Lucas look fondly on this future of self-distribution and video-on-demand, and while both have done wonders for cinephilia and independent film, there is a harsh danger: the isolation of the viewer. We risk losing the powerful group experience provided by the cinema when we stay at home to watch movies by ourselves, and I say this as an expert on the subject. In 2012, I watched 222 movies, most of which I saw on my own, so I know firsthand that there is little else more powerful than the experience we share with strangers at the cinema. Yes, it is easy to have unsatisfying experiences at the movies. But often I think that is because what is available at the movies is unsatisfying itself. Last week I watched E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, and while I had seen the film many times before, it was one of the most intensely moving experiences I have ever had watching a movie. But you know what’s the one thing that would have made it better? If there had been others there who knew how I felt.

So much of the apathy and lack of emotion we feel toward our fellow man could be repaired if we started going to the cinema with him. And to make this happen, we need to not only repair what we see when we go to the movies, but repair where we go when go to the movies. So many theaters now are discouraging to the patron, filled with obnoxious colors, loud commercials, and an overall sense of stress. The theater needs to become more than a theater, it needs to become a community center, a place where one can to find refuge, truth, and fellow human beings. We need to create places with a pleasing atmosphere that causes people to care about the cinema. Front lobbies could become coffee shops where eager viewers grow deeper connections with one another by discussing the film they have just seen. A separate wing of the lobby could become a store containing videos and books about film, a place where we can further ignite artistic passions.

And theaters could show an even more interesting selection of films than they do now. As mentioned earlier, the greater number of releases would allow them to pick and choose what they show, sort-of how like cable providers can pick and choose between channels, but theaters could also use start-up services like Tugg and Gathr to allow audiences to directly choose what is available at the cinema from one week to the next. That way, it truly does become a community center, not just a corporate enterprise. In addition, it would also allow for the studio to benefit through screenings of its repertory films, making home video less essential to the eager viewer. Each theater could become unique and individual. Screenings should be special events, with short films or cartoons before and discussions or musical performances afterward. In the manner of my friends at Mise-En-Scenesters down in Chattanooga, we could create a theater people are actually invested in and care about. We can create a theater people actually want to go to, instead of creating a self-defeating drive for profits that only seeks to discourage audiences and send them retreating toward their homes. And I believe this can all be done in a way that is profitable.”

A shout comes from the stirring audience. “But what about home video?”

“That’s another difficult question. When I was a kid and there was a much longer period of time between the release of a film in theaters and its release on home video, both were an event. But now we’re so eager to shove things in front of people’s eyes that they aren’t truly interested in what they are watching. It just shows up, unannounced, uncalled for, unanticipated. I think we should slow the release of films to home video and try to bring people back to the movies themselves. Video-on-demand and Lucas’ so-called ‘internet television’ is still perfect for independent film. But by this I don’t mean “indie” independent film, or distributed by Disney by way of Harvey Weinstein independent, I mean real, honest-to-god, I-took-out-a-second-mortage-on-my-home-and-just-bought-this-camera-from-Best-Buy-which-I-will-promptly-return-in-thirty-days independent. But hopefully in the future these types of films would find backing and funding from studios more easily. Also in this scenario, I honestly don’t know what would happen with movie piracy. It might increase, but it could possibly decrease. I am truthfully not sure. But like I said, if we allowed for more repertory screenings, the viewer would be drawn less to home video and piracy might even be discouraged.

I have a few final thoughts to wrap this up with. If the cinema wants to survive through the next century, we have to stop looking at ourselves as an industry and start looking at ourselves as a community. To paraphrase Steven Soderbergh, you may know how to drive a car, but you wouldn’t sit down and tell an engineer to build one. We need to start promoting and teaching film history, sharing the joy we ourselves felt at the cinema to a new generation accustomed to slightly smaller screens. We have to remember the children. If we don’t do something soon, they will never know what we know. They will never feel what we have felt. Film is powerful. It can reach our souls and communicate truths in ways no other medium can, so it’s time we stopped recklessly wielding its power like a kid who has broken into his father’s gun cabinet. We don’t deal in plastic or some cheap product. We deal in dreams. And dreams are precious and have to be cared for. I don’t know about you, but my dream is that we can keep showing people their dreams, that we can keep moving souls, that we can keep transforming lives. But if we want to do that, things can’t keep going on their present course. We have to change. Everything has to change. I believe in the future of film. Do you?”

Thunderous applause.

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Blog Business

Alec and Nathan Grow Up: Or, The Blog Turns a Year Old!

– Nathan

As of today, Alec and Nathan’s Incredible Pop-Culture Weblog has officially been around for one year. I’m tremendously proud to say that we’ve made it this far. Many blogs run by people our age tend to dwindle and fade within a short span of time, but luckily we’ve been able to keep rolling out content and grow in size. Running this blog is truly one of the things I love most in my life and I’m grateful to have it. Let’s celebrate by looking over what we’ve accomplished over the past year.

In the previous 365 days, we’ve:

– published 111 posts

– received 55 comments

– gotten 77 Facebook likes and 22 twitter followers (including our hero Nathan Rabin of The A.V. Club)

– had 7,899 page views from 86 countries

– we’ve received some attention from the The Library of Congress

– (sort-of) helped to get 4 films into the National Film Registry (these four being Dirty Harry, The Times of Harvey Milk, Slacker, and Two-Lane Blacktop)

– been thanked by a couple of my favorite musicians for giving them coverage and attention

There are thousands of pop-culture blogs out there, but I hope that what we’re doing is something unique and original. I don’t know if that’s necessarily true, but it at least feels that way. Most blogs of our variety tend to focus solely on reviews, whereas we’ve taken a more holistic approach, I suppose, trying to curate thoughts and editorials on different cultural subjects. I think because of that, we’re able to do a little bit more writing-wise than the average blog. And because we’re doing something slightly different, support from our readers is really important. We don’t get a large amount of feedback, but what we do get means a lot, and everything we’ve done would have been impossible without the continued support of our audience.  Sometimes it can feel like you’re screaming into a virtual void, but every comment and page view reaffirms my dedication to this venture. We hope you’ll stick with us through the years to come. Hopefully a lot of things will get rolling with the blog this year. As always, we’re looking for new contributors, so if you’re interested and are adept with the virtual pen, send us a line at nathanandalec@gmail.com. Those who have been reading for awhile know that I’ve been trying to get a podcast off the ground for sometime, so hopefully that will happen within the year. I’ve also been chatting with some pals of ours about expanding somewhat, so hopefully you’ll see us grow in size this year. I’ve got some ideas in this old brain of mine that I’d like to share them with all of you. Hopefully I’ll get back to doing a revised version of Trailer Roundup, maybe we’ll get back in the swing of things with What We Watched and It Was a Very Good Year, and a thousand other features might debut, in addition to a lot of other great posts. Great things lie ahead, so I hope you all stick around.

Much thanks goes out to Alec Lindner, the guy who actually started this whole enterprise. If it wasn’t for a text message he sent me in the middle of the night in January last year announcing that he’d started this blog, I probably wouldn’t be here today. He was the one with the actual guts to get this whole thing started.  I’d also like to thank our co-conspirator Jack Evans, who came onboard late last year. It’s good to have another voice in the conversation. Additional thanks goes out to our guest contributors Maurice Vellas, Kent Juliff, and Spencer Trent, as well as our sometimes proofreader Jordan Smith. I’d also like to give a shout-out to these individuals, whose various Facebook pages I have given links to: Chris Dortch from the excellent Mise En Scenesters, Milo (Rapsmith), Downtown Bryan Film Festival, The Birdhouse Walk-In Theater, AMCHS Audio Video Production, Tugg, Inc., and anyone else who has ever even glanced at our blog or given a modicum of support. It means a lot.

So thanks everybody. Here’s to a great year.

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Editorials, Film

Jim Henson: A Salute

This post was originally written for the website of Mise En Scenesters, a fantastic film club run by great people down in Chattanooga. I’d definitely recommend checking them out, they are doing really amazing work. Click through to get to their site, which has tons of great features and content. It’s well worth your time.

– Nathan

A few months ago I watched Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey, a fantastic documentary about the man behind Elmo, Kevin Clash. While Clash only worked with Jim Henson personally for a few years before Henson’s death, if there is one thing that the latter endowed the former with, it is the power of love. Not to get into Huey Lewis clichés, but as we approach the 76thanniversary of Henson’s birth, the one thing we remember Jim and his creations for is their pure emotion and love, broadcasting out from cathode ray tubes into the cores of children- and adults- everywhere.

As a young kid growing up in the late 90s and early 2000s, I was able to view Sesame Street in the dwindling days of its prime. While I still think Sesame Street provides better children’s programming than anything that Dora or Diego have to offer, and even much of what is put out by public television these days, it lacks much of the heart that I saw as a child. However, I don’t want to wax nostalgic or complain about how I just wasn’t made for these times, and I don’t mean to engage in an “IT’S NOT FAIR!!” monologue concerning Henson’s death. I would like to instead remember Henson and his simple, unadulterated genius.

While he was certainly a pioneer in the field of children’s television, we must also remember that Henson wasn’t just “for the kids.” This was a man who used experimental shorts as filler in between Sesame Street segments, a man who named the pilot episode of The Muppet Show “Sex and Violence,” a man who planned on giving Richard Pryor a cameo in The Muppets Take Manhattan. Henson took a medium that most people viewed as “childish” and elevated it to new heights, showing the true power of both puppets and children’s television. In this regard, he could almost be viewed as the spiritual successor to Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd, and others, who took a form previously thought to be only a bread-and-circuses-type shtick and made it into something capable of real and transformative emotional power.

What made this possible for Henson was that he didn’t simply view his puppets as “puppets,” they were “Muppets,” something unique and original. They became an extension of his being, a socially acceptable way of manifesting the astounding love contained inside of him. He gave them life by projecting his energy onto them and turning them into real living creatures. It is nearly impossible to watch any interview with Kermit and Piggy and doubt their existence; they feel so incredibly real to us, probably because of how they touch us. Because they are not human, they have a license to say and feel what we want to say and feel but cannot, and we find that comforting.

Jim Henson

However, the most powerful aspect of the first three Muppet films and his various assorted works is that they speak to us on a deeply spiritual level. Like all film, the Muppets take our dreams and put them into reality. They are an adult manifestation of our childhood need for imaginary friends, like the bond between E.T. and Elliot in E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial. This is part of the reason why Henson’s oeuvre speaks to adults as well as kids; unlike most children’s programming, it doesn’t patronize children and force educational concepts down their throats. Rather, it chooses to teach through sustaining our souls.

One of the closest parallels I can find to this is the Suzuki method, the system by which I learned to play the cello. Prior to the Suzuki method of string instrument instruction, most teachers simply taught their students through a method of scales and rigid drills. However, Suzuki revolutionized musical education by supplying the student with actual music that genuinely moves the listener, fulfilling not only our need for education but also our need for transcendence.

Last year’s The Muppets genuinely moved me; despite the fact that I was one of the few individuals in the theater not enrolled in elementary school, it spoke to me on a deeper level and made me incredibly happy. It gave me a feeling that is undoubtedly sublime. Before then, I had liked The Muppets but never really loved them. Since the film’s release last November, I have grown a deep and fond appreciation for them, and I honestly feel like Henson has helped me to be a better person. The banjo plucking and aching amphibian vocals of “Rainbow Connection” get me every time, and even though a lot of individuals my age don’t feel the same way I do about the Muppets, I hope that everyone learn from Henson. I hope that we can all take away the importance of honesty, emotion, and creativity, and that we can all learn to like each other a little more, regardless of our species.

One of the ways I’m trying to share this (and I’m sorry for the shameless self-promotion that will follow) is by putting on a Tugg screening of The Muppets Take Manhattan in honor of Jim Henson’s birthday, hosted your very own Alec and Nathan’s Incredible Pop-Culture Weblog. It will be held in Knoxville, Tennessee at Carmike Wynnsong 16 on September 24th. Since this is an event put on by Tugg. we need to reach a threshold of online ticket purchases before September 16th, and I hope you can join us to celebrate the birthday of one of the 20th century’s most imaginative individuals. He’s made my life more sensational, inspirational, celebrational, and Muppetational, and I hope he can do that to yours as well. Tickets and more information can be found here: http://www.tugg.com/events/1367

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